Cis people *on their knees begging me to explain the term Nonbinary*
me: sitting in a chair and the chair is made of solid gold and I’m wearing a sick fucking outfit n smoking a cig n laughing and I’m like.. Maybe if u bring me some more wine
(punches a helicopter out of the sky) i am nonbinary and powerful
I refuse to call Jimmy Steve anything but that
yall dont understand how much i love my eyebrows , its the one Brown Thing i get from my mama …..
IS YOUR PANCAKE ASS BITTER THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY 24 DOLLARS FOR A PENCIL AT SEPHORA TO GET YOUR EYEBROWS TO LOOK LIKE MINE DO NATURALLY BECKY
You wanna torture your parents? Bring them to my house for dinner tonight. Here’s the address. We’re having leftover lasagna I stole from the cafeteria.